Demon Rat
Gerald looked at the mouse trap in his hand and then back that the 5ft tall demon rat. He was going to need a bigger trap… and a vacation.
Twitter Stories | Schultzy | September 9, 2000 | 
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Squished Queen
For such small insects, the mutant ants were fast. Gerald will have to remember to thin their numbers down before stepping on a queen again.
Nosferatants
The bloodless, dried up corpses gave Gerald the creeps. Reminded him of jerky. Nosferatants were worse than mutant ants any day of the week.
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