Dude (0009)

Moon, Fred’s hippie stoner friend, burst into the room and said, “Fred. Dude. You won’t believe what happened yesterday. It was so killer.”

“I’m sure I won’t Moon. What happened?”

“I went fishing.”

“Ok, so you went finishing.”

“Yeah dude, but that’s not the coolest part. I like actually caught a fish. Dude, I caught a fish. Can you believe that?”

“So, let me get this straight. You went fishing and you caught a fish. That’s your unbelievable story?”

“Yeah man. It was so cool.”

“Aren’t you a vegan?”

“Man, you’re right. I forgot. Poor fishy.”

“You’re an odd one, Moon.”