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		<title>Old Gods Awake</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Sep 2000 14:28:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Schultzy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The heavens cried and earth shook as the Old Gods awoke. Everywhere man went insane. Lovecraft would be proud.]]></description>
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		<title>Blind</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Sep 2000 14:27:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Schultzy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[He blindly and frantically searches the dark world. Someone had stolen his eyes while he slept. Wait&#8230; Never mind. He found his glasses.]]></description>
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		<title>Demon Rat</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Sep 2000 14:26:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Schultzy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gerald looked at the mouse trap in his hand and then back that the 5ft tall demon rat. He was going to need a bigger trap&#8230; and a vacation.]]></description>
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		<title>Shotgun Zombie</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Sep 2000 14:25:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Schultzy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Mini Stories]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The shotgun shattered the silence and the headless zombie fell to the ground. Video games and movies have prepared him well for this day.]]></description>
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		<title>Wounded</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Sep 2000 14:24:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Schultzy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[His life flowed out and puddled around his feet. There was nothing he could do. The wound was too big. There was just too much damage done.]]></description>
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		<title>Squished Queen</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Sep 2000 14:23:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Schultzy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gerald]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[ants]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[For such small insects, the mutant ants were fast. Gerald will have to remember to thin their numbers down before stepping on a queen again.]]></description>
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		<title>Glow in the Dark Waspman</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Sep 2000 14:22:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Schultzy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As Waspman discovered, with great power comes cool abilities and glow in the dark pee. Good thing he finally stopped wetting the bed.]]></description>
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		<title>Waspman&#8217;s Powers</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Sep 2000 14:21:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Schultzy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Waspman&#8217;s road to discovering his powers is a long and hard one with flying now scratched from his list. Hopefully he will survive the fall.]]></description>
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		<title>Now Mudwasp</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Sep 2000 14:19:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Schultzy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two weeks, thirty-nine forms, and two pens later, Waspman is now officially Mudwasp. Now to go out and get some new business cards made.]]></description>
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		<title>Nosferatants</title>
		<link>http://www.necro-monkey.com/twitter-stories/nosferatants</link>
		<comments>http://www.necro-monkey.com/twitter-stories/nosferatants#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Sep 2000 14:14:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Schultzy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gerald]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The bloodless, dried up corpses gave Gerald the creeps. Reminded him of jerky. Nosferatants were worse than mutant ants any day of the week.]]></description>
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