Allergies (0023)
You may be wondering why I’m tied to a missile about to launch into orbit when I should be the one stopping this evil from destroying the city. One word: allergies. The dust and mold is so bad in this lair that I started sneezing uncontrollably while sneaking in. Plus he has a cat. Dr. Finklewise heard me coming from a mile away and sent his army of henchmen to prevent me from interfering with his plans. My eyes were watering so much that I never saw them coming. When I woke up I was strapped to a rocket. Stupid allergies.
